I'm thinking: cupcakes. Yep, lots and lots of cupcakes covered in frosting and those little multi-colored dot sprinkly things. What do you think? Maybe add in an enticing bottle of red wine? We promise her that, if she writes at least one time per month on this here blog thingy, we will supply her with a dozen cupcakes and one bottle of red wine. Serious writers tend to like wine -- so I hear, at least, never having been a serious writer in my life -- and no one can resist a cupcake.
So, in the spirit of taking the first step toward doing the right thing (instead of running away from the right thing and cowering under my bed as is my usual wont), I hereby offer the first delivery of cupcakes and wine:
Who's with me here, yo?
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