Tori Amos says, "If Palin runs again, I'm going to run on a Republican ticket. What I know about Middle Eastern policy could fit on a thumbnail, but I still know more than she does. You have to ask, how could a nation nearly vote in somebody who isn't qualified for the job?"
Firstly, sweetheart, let us just say that we find your claim about what little you know of Middle Eastern policy completely credible.
Secondly, we feel certain that what Sarah Palin knows about the subject would dwarf your tiny brain.
Thirdly, we wonder what business someone who admits to knowing almost nothing on a particular subject has qualifying the extent of someone else's knowledge?
Fourthly, we believe that you should run for some office in a Republican primary if you so desire and strongly urge you to do so. Not only because we defend individual liberty and the pursuit of happiness whenever given the chance, but primarily because we'd be very much amused if you did so.
[Bonus Question: Whose voice do I summon? Justine knows!]
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